Alright, I have like 13 fake books now so yeah, life is kind of awesome.

You’d think studying and drinking wouldn’t mix, but you’d be wrong.

I feel like I’d be so much funnier if I was a good writer.

Is it socially frowned upon to snapchat on the toilet?

#reallifeproblems

Fuck, no photos? No evidence I was ever at that party.

“Yeah okay, sure you had a party on, okay bro”

Okay so this girl who I’m pretty sure I know, well like 60% sure, anyway she came up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, waved a little and just left.

Whuuuut.

There’s this ancient Chinese man across me on the train and he has these scary looking, sharp, long nails and I’m actually convinced he can transform into a tiger or a dragon or something

It’s kinda annoying when I get those weird rushes of unhappiness, like hey emotions, can you not.

Yeah, I’m one of those assholes that makes a big deal of it when a someone photocopies double sided across the short edge.

My date to the formal said something cute last Saturday and I was had this smooth line I was going to say but I didn’t and I’m regretting it a little now.